- Clive Gibbons: [Danny witnesses what appears to be a gorilla on the lawn at Number 22; Clive, the man in the gorilla suit, notices him] Bog off!
- Danny Ramsay: What's going on here?
- Clive Gibbons: Get out of here, will you?
- Man: Come on Clive, I'm running out of light!
- Clive Gibbons: [impatiently] I'm trying to get some photos taken here.
- Danny Ramsay: What for?
- Clive Gibbons: Forget it. We've got the village idiot here.
- Danny Ramsay: There's an idiot here alright, mate, but it isn't *me*.
- Clive Gibbons: [Takes mask off] God, It's hot in this thing!
- [spies Danny's drink]
- Clive Gibbons: Is that cold?
- [takes sip after Danny nods]
- Clive Gibbons: Thanks mate, you saved my life.
- Danny Ramsay: I'm Danny Ramsay.
- Clive Gibbons: Hi, Danny. Clive Gibbons
- Danny Ramsay: [muses] Gibbons... gorilla!
- Clive Gibbons: [wearily] Yeah, it's all been said before.
- Danny Ramsay: And you do those gorilla telegrams, right?
- Clive Gibbons: That's right - that's me. And the chicken ones: you name it, I do it.
- Danny Ramsay: And you're our new neighbour?
- Clive Gibbons: That's me!
- Danny Ramsay: [grins] Wait 'til my old man hears about this...!
- Paul Robinson: [holding up $5 bill] You see this, gran? In Two Years, this will be 5 Million.
- Helen Daniels: It's a nice dream.
- Paul Robinson: Only fools dream, and that is exactly why I won't get fooled again.