Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

Julianne Moore: Emily

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• Cal : How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.

  Emily : I want a divorce.

  Cal : [at the same time]  Creme brulee.

• Cal : I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.

  Emily : I miss you.

• Kate : As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class.

  [gets up and writes on blackboard] 

  Kate : Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?

  Emily : Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal...

  Kate : Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.

  Emily : [looking at Cal]  This is not about Robbie...

  Kate : Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!

  Emily : Ewww!

• Emily : When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad.

• Cal : Are you pointing at me?

  Robbie : You're pointing at him?

  Emily : She's pointing at him? OH!

• Cal : Okay. I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now.

  Hannah : Dad, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.

  Cal : No, it's not.

  Hannah : I was bringing him over to meet Mom.

  Cal : No, no, no, no, no!

  Emily : I wanna see the boyfriend.

  Jacob : I can't breathe.

  Emily : Please, can I take this off now?

  Jacob : Cal, what are you doing with a daughter that's grown up?

  Cal : I was 17, that's why we had to get married so young.

  Jacob : That is something you should have told me.

  Cal : You never wanted me talk about my children!

  Molly : Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.

  Cal : Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't go do that?

  Jacob : Yeah. Can I come?

  Molly : No.

  Hannah : So you guys, like, really know each other, then.

  Emily : Oh, screw it! This is ridiculous!

  [removes the blindfold; sees Jacob] 

  Emily : Oh Honey, he's really cute.

  Cal : No, he's not.

  Jacob : Look at you. I don't believe it, sister.

• Cal : Let me get this straight. So you guys are a thing? You guys are a couple, right? You guys are together?

  Hannah : Yeah. Yes.

  Cal : No way. Break up right now.

  Hannah : Daddy?

  Jacob : Please don't call him that. Cal, that's not gonna happen.

  Cal : Then I will mess you up!

  Hannah : Dad!

  Emily : Cal!

  Jacob : Cal.

  Robbie : Jessica?

  Cal : Bernie?

• David Lindhagen : Hey, do you like sushi? 'Cause I know this really great little sushi place...

  Emily : I don't eat sushi.

  David Lindhagen : ...that we're never gonna go to because I hate sushi.

• Cal : What's going on?

  Jacob : What are you doing here?

  Robbie : Hey, Nanna.

  Hannah : Hi, Robbie.

  Molly : Hey, Nanna.

  Hannah : Hi, cutie.

  Emily : Jacob, it's so nice to meet you. I've heard so many wonderful things about you from Nanna.

  Jacob : I'm sorry, what's a Nanna?

  Hannah : I'm a Nanna. You know, I couldn't say Hannah when I was little. How do you know my dad?

  Emily : She couldn't say her H's at all.

• Emily : They're still making kids read "The Scarlet Letter", huh?

  Robbie : Yep.

  Emily : You'd think somebody would have written something better by now.

• Emily : I am saving you from disaster because you're asking to pre-board the Titanic.