- Patricia 'Pat' Phelps: [Sees her daughter wearing short shorts] Uh uh, no way.
- Gaynor Phelps: What?
- Patricia 'Pat' Phelps: You look like you're auditioning for PornHub.
- Gaynor Phelps: You don't audition for PornHub, your ex-boyfriend puts you on it.
- Patricia 'Pat' Phelps: I'm so glad you know that. Change.