Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 5 - Rise of the Pirate God (2009 Video Game)

Alison Ewing: Voodoo Lady

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : Ever since LeChuck got a hold of your diary, he's really had it in for you.

  Voodoo Lady : The dread-pirate LeChuck is not one for nuances. You know this, Guybrush.

  Guybrush Threepwood : Back on Flotsam, though, he seemed pretty convinced you were evil.

  Voodoo Lady : What else happened "back on Flotsam"? Did he not slaughter you and your friend Morgan LeFlay in cold blood? LeChuck is mad, as usual. I do not blame him for his anger towards me, or towards you. It is expected and beyond his control.

  Guybrush Threepwood : You're saying LeChuck is just being LeChuck?

  Voodoo Lady : Yes.

• Voodoo Lady : Go now, find your body. Find a way for your spirit to possess it. But remember, rebinding a soul to a body is not as simple as taking yourself over - you're rebelling against the natural state of things and the universe will push back. Once you have possessed your body, you'll have to find a more permanent way to bind it to your soul. I recommend Mix n' Mojo brand Spirit Gum. It can create a powerful spiritual bond that will bring your restless spirit and body together in harmony. It's also delicious! It comes in lemon, cherry, and mutton flavors.

• Guybrush Threepwood : What the heck am I, anyway? I feel one step removed from a zombie.

  Voodoo Lady : You are no stranger to the reanimation of corpses. You are now familiar with the form that LeChuck has known so well.

  Guybrush Threepwood : So you're saying I'm a zombie.

  Voodoo Lady : Defining such states is folly in the realm of Voodoo...

  Guybrush Threepwood : [Resolute]  I'm a zombie.

  Voodoo Lady : If you insist.

• Voodoo Lady : [Last lines]  So, my child. Have you done as I asked?

  Morgan LeFlay : I have.

  [She puts the screaming green essence of LeChuck in a bottle down on a yable] 

  Morgan LeFlay : Now, for your end of the deal.

  Voodoo Lady : Yes, your actions have influenced your fate. I will allow your ghostly form to return to the physical realm to carry on as a fearsome pirate hunter.

  Morgan LeFlay : Ghost Pirate Hunter, Morgan LeFlay. I think I'm going to enjoy this.

  Voodoo Lady : Perhaps. You have chosen your own fate. Now go! There is much work to be done before the tides of destiny shift again...

  [laughs ominously] 

• Voodoo Lady : [Talking through a dead seagull]  Hello, Guybrush.

  Guybrush Threepwood : [Scared]  Ah! You can do that too?

  Voodoo Lady : I'm sorry, but I must still conceal my whereabouts and communicate through the vessels of nature's works.

  Guybrush Threepwood : You picked a dead seagull?

  Voodoo Lady : A perfect place to go unnoticed.

  Guybrush Threepwood : I can't help but think the advantages of flight could be more useful.