Self - Host: Now then, you've got to save Lassie.
Rowlf the Dog: I've gotta save Lassie.
Self - Host: Run to her!
[Rowlf runs on the spot]
Rowlf the Dog: I gotta run.
Self - Host: Run! Yeah. Faster!
Rowlf the Dog: [running on the spot faster] Faster!
Self - Host: Faster!
Rowlf the Dog: [running on the spot even faster] Faster!
Self - Host: And now you've come to the river.
Rowlf the Dog: I've come to the river.
[He makes a diving motion]
Self - Host: And now you gotta fight the current. And you're swimming.
Rowlf the Dog: I'm swimming. Here's a backstroke.
[Jimmy laughs]
Rowlf the Dog: Like Esther Williams. Here's a dog paddle.
Self - Host: Alright, wait, wait, wait. You're on the other side.
Rowlf the Dog: I'm on the other side.
Self - Host: Now run!
Rowlf the Dog: I got water in my ear.
[Jimmy laughs]
Rowlf the Dog: Okay, now I'm running again.
Self - Host: Now you're running again. Now you're going faster. Lickety-split!
Rowlf the Dog: I'm lickety-split!
[He stops]
Self - Host: What's the matter?
Rowlf the Dog: I think I just split my lickety.