- Haley James Scott: We have cupcakes for dessert in case anybody wants 'em. I bought them for Jamie, but Taylor doesn't seem to have a problem taking other people's stuff.
- Taylor James: I wish I could be like you, Haley, just eat whatever I want and get fat.
- Haley James Scott: Your lip is about to get fat!
- Nathan Scott: Alright, that's enough. I can't take this anymore. If anybody needs me, I'll be upstairs with the kids... having a more mature conversation.
- Nathan Scott: Haley, stop!
- Haley James Scott: Sorry, just trying to wake Taylor and David.
- Nathan Scott: I'm sure you did, along with the rest of the neighborhood. How long have you been up?
- Haley James Scott: Since I dreamt that my sister was screwing my other sister's husband.
- Nathan Scott: Ex-husband.
- Haley James Scott: Did you dream that too? That's so weird. Did I kill them in yours?
- Nathan Scott: No actually, you played it cool.
- Haley James Scott: Well, then you really were dreaming because there's no way to play this cool. This is the most uncool thing Taylor's ever done.
- Taylor James: Now I know who Clay reminds me of. Who was that guy that you dated freshman year?
- Quinn James: Dan Thompson.
- Taylor James: Whatever happened to him?
- Quinn James: You told him you'd sleep with him if he broke up with me. So he did, and then you did.
- Taylor James: That's right, I'm the sister who actually sleeps with the guy.
- Clay Evans: Do they give you a medal for that, or just a shot?
- Taylor James: Morning kids.
- Haley James Scott: Good morning, slut! You can get your things and go now!
- Taylor James: What's wrong? Are you still mad about me and David? That's so last night.
- Haley James Scott: You like that outfit enough to get buried in, or you wanna go put something on?