American Dad! (TV Series)
Rapture's Delight (2009)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Roger : Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
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Stan Smith : I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisys.
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Stan Smith : God pays twice as much attention on Christmas, like the media when a white kid goes missing.
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Stan Smith : It's raining wise men. Hallelujah.
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Stan Smith : We can't use the open road. It's too dangerous.
Jesus Christ : What if we journey through Sector 16?
Stan Smith : Sector 16? The perfect man just proposed the perfect way to die.
Jesus Christ : Fine. What about Sector 35?
Stan Smith : Sector 35 makes Sector 16 look like Sector 48!