Freak Dance (2010)
Megan Heyn: Cocolonia
Quotes
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Cocolonia's Mother : Aaaaaaaa! What kind of music is this? It sounds like murder and drugs!
Cocolonia : It's hip hop.
Cocolonia's Mother : Hips should never be hopped! Not under my roofs! You're grounded to the house for the entire weekend. And Cocolonia, remember, today, I'm hosting the Censorship Fund-raiser. So please wear something opulent.
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Cocolonia : I'm not so rich that I can't learn to be poor.
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Cocolonia : Do you really think that I can become poor enough in so little time?
Funky Bunch : I know you can you can do anything... if I'm showing you how.
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Funky Bunch : But we never got a chance to practice the forbidden dirty boogaloo.
Cocolonia : Funky Bunch! My photographic memory. Let me read the Freak Dance scroll. I'll know all the moves, if you'll follow my lead. It will also look less rapey that way.
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Cocolonia : Wait, so you're not really Adolf Hitler Jr.?
Adolf Hitler Jr. : No, I am Adolf Hitler Jr. But I, unlike my father, dance for good.