- Nancy Garrison: There's a reason there wasn't a bourbon distillery outside of Kentucky since prohibition- you have to be crazy to do this!
- Dan Garrison: You know, I think I was just too damn stupid to realize how hard it was going to be to make bourbon in Texas.
- Charles Cowdery: "Never tell a Texan he can't do something, because he just won't stop. He's like a dog with a bone then."