- Eric Cartman: Guys? Guys!
- [walks into view and hugs Stan]
- Eric Cartman: Oh it's true! You all did survive!
- Butters: Awww, you lived?
- Pee Level Official: I've just finished the tests. The water in your park is now 98% pee.
- Mr. Pi Pi: Yes, so what's-a the problem?
- Pee Level Official: I tested the ph levels this morning.
- Fire Marshall: And?
- Pee Level Official: It was almost all "p", no "h".
- Kyle Broflovski: I'm not getting back in the water.
- Stan Marsh: Aw, come on, Kyle.
- Kyle Broflovski: Dude, I just found out that everybody pees in the pool. Why would I go back?
- Stan Marsh: Not everybody pees in the pool.
- Kyle Broflovski: Did you pee in the pool?
- Stan Marsh: Not today... yet.