Dieter Brummer: Shane Parrish

Quotes 

• Shane : We'll do it, Alf.

  Alf : Do What?

  Shane : We'll deliver the bed and install it. For Fifty Bucks.

  Alf : Twenty-Five.

  Damian : Forty-Five.

  Alf : *Twenty-Five*.

  Shane : Forty.

  Alf : *Twenty-Five*.

  Damian : Thirty-Five.

  Alf : *Twenty-Five*.

  Shane : Thirty?

  Alf : *Twenty-Five*!

  Damian : Twenty!

  [smiling] 

  Alf : Done!

  Shane : What are you doing, Boxhead?

  Damian : I got mixed up!

  Alf : So, Twenty it is. And I want it done first thing in the morning. Nice doing business with you, boys.

• Alf : [the boys have brought in the bed]  Just go steady with it, Don't fling it around. You're not in a flamin' barn.

  [sees small box] 

  Alf : What's in 'ere?

  Shane : They're the metal brackets

  [Shane moves his end of the bigger box causing the brackets to fall on Alf's foot] 

  Alf : [in pain]  HOGAN'S GHOST!If you can't be more careful, the whole flamin' job's off!

  Damian : Sorry, Sorry.

  Ailsa : Maybe we should clear the bedroom first so we can move the stuff straight in there.

  Alf : Yeah, it's a good idea, Ailse. Put that down and come with me, you blokes. I knew I shoulda done this meself.

  Shane : Actually, Alf. Before we go any further

  Alf : [Irritatedly]  What?

  Shane : I should really explain the ding in the side of your car.

  Alf : What?

  Shane : I know a great panel beater who'll fix it so no-one'll know it was ever there!

  Alf : What the *hell* are you talking about?

  Shane : It was a joke, Alf. I'm only pulling your leg.

  Alf : You call that a joke young fella? You'd better work on your *material*! And if there's any ding in the side of my car, I'll pull more than your flamin' leg!