30 Rock (TV Series)

Secret Santa (2009)

Keith Powell: Toofer

Quotes 

• Toofer : Kenneth is doing a Secret Santa fun swap thing!

  Frank Rossitano : Urgh, he takes the two worst parts of Christmas, giving and rules and combines them!

  Kenneth Parcell : [Flash back]  And then the person with the highest number gives the smallest gift to the tallest person and if they want to switch they cannot unless they do then everyone puts their head down except the murderer - oh wait, that's not right.

  Frank Rossitano : The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my crappy gift back, like I need two copies of "Over 60 Vixens."