Regis Philbin: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Regis Philbin : [after Jeff Mazurak gets the $8,000 question correct]  All right, at this point, we're $7 million- 7 million. Heh.

  [audience laughter] 

  Jeff Mazurak : Yeah!

  Regis Philbin : We're not THAT crazy around here. Seven questions away from a million.

• Regis Philbin : Y'know, they tell me in my little briefing of your personality that you, uh, happen to hate Notre Dame.

  [audience awws] 

  Steve Kummer : Yeah... it's, uh, friends of mine were hard Notre Dame fans, and I'm a Packer fan and they were Viking fans, so I automatically didn't like Notre Dame.

  Regis Philbin : Excuse me, because they were Packer fans...

  Steve Kummer : I'M a Packer fan.

  Regis Philbin : You're a Packer fan, they like the Vikings, and so you associated that with Notre...

  Steve Kummer : Yeah, I couldn't match up with them on anything, so I had to.

  Regis Philbin : And you expect to WIN here?

  [audience laughter] 

  Regis Philbin : I'm kidding. I don't care.

  [pause] 

  Regis Philbin : I DO care.

  [audience laughter] 

  Steve Kummer : Okay. Sorry.

  Regis Philbin : I want everyone to love Notre Dame, 'cause it's a great place.

• Jeff Mazurak : I told myself if I made $32,000, I was gonna invite you to my wedding, so...

  [audience laughter] 

  Jeff Mazurak : you have a formal invitation to come to my wedding at this point. If you can't make it, I understand, but I invited you.

  Regis Philbin : I always wanted to spend a weekend in Syracuse. O-kay!

  [audience laughter] 

  Regis Philbin : Just kidding.