Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and Sharona (2009)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : Hello, Adrian.
Adrian Monk : [confused] What year is this?
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Sharona Fleming : Umm... I am still in Jersey, and I'm nursing again.
Adrian Monk : Really?
Sharona Fleming : Mm-hmm.
Adrian Monk : But isn't Benjy 17?
Sharona Fleming : No... I'm working as a nurse.
Adrian Monk : Oh, well, that's different.
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Natalie Teeger : Well, he can't go too far. he can't sleep without his Trudy pillow.
Sharona Fleming : Or that special red toothbrush.
Natalie Teeger : Or his little flossing kit.
Sharona Fleming : Or the sound machine with that foghorn noise.
Natalie Teeger : Actually, that one broke. And they discontinued the model.
Sharona Fleming : Really? What did you do?
Natalie Teeger : I went out and bought an actual foghorn and made my own tape. I'm not kidding. I have an actual foghorn sitting in my garage.
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Sharona Fleming : Adrian, do you mind if she calls you "Adrian?"
Adrian Monk : Of course not. Why would I mind?
Natalie Teeger : Okay... Adrian.
Adrian Monk : Yeah, see I don't like it.
Natalie Teeger : Me either.
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Adrian Monk : Hey.
Sharona Fleming : Mm.
Adrian Monk : You still got it.
Sharona Fleming : It's like riding a bike.
Adrian Monk : Oh, man.
Sharona Fleming : A very clean, very unusual, very sad bike.
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[Monk, Natalie and Sharona try to argue as to the best way up to the ninth floor]
Natalie Teeger : How about this? It's the ninth floor, right? Let's take the elevator up to four and then walk up five flights.
Adrian Monk : Yeah, that sounds fair.
Sharona Fleming : Or we take the elevator up to level five and walk four flights.
Adrian Monk : Can't argue with that.
Sharona Fleming : You treat him like a child.
Natalie Teeger : He's not a child.
Sharona Fleming : I did not say he's a child. I said you're treating him like a child.
Natalie Teeger : Oh, *I'm* being supportive.
Sharona Fleming : No, you're not being supportive. You're enabling him.
Adrian Monk : Okay, here's what we gonna do. We're going to take the elevator up to 18 and walk down nine flights. That way everybody's miserable.
[as a consequence, they show up at Walsh's apartment practically out of breath]
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Adrian Monk : She didn't mean anything. Nobody means anything.
Sharona Fleming : "Nobody means anything." What does that mean?
Adrian Monk : Doesn't mean anything
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Sharona Fleming : Well, I don't believe it. You're not perfect. You could be wrong.
Adrian Monk : Maybe, but I'm not.
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Sharona Fleming : [Opening door to Stottlemeyer's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint against one of your officers.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [Annoyed but not looking up] What did he do?
Sharona Fleming : He hasn't called or written to me in five years.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [looks up and sees her] Sharona Fleming!