Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and Sharona (2009)
Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
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Quotes
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I love Natalie. And I love Sharona, too. They're wonderful women. You got lucky twice. But together they're like bourbon and vodka. I love them both, but I can't have them at the same meal because they don't mix. These women are so different, Monk. They're going to tear you apart like a piece of saltwater taffy.
Adrian Monk : I know, I've been a piece of taffy all day. Natalie's been acting like Mary, Queen of Scotts. She wants more money. I mean, she won't lay down in the dirt when I ask her. I'm losing her.
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Sharona Fleming : [Opening door to Stottlemeyer's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint against one of your officers.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [Annoyed but not looking up] What did he do?
Sharona Fleming : He hasn't called or written to me in five years.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [looks up and sees her] Sharona Fleming!
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Adrian Monk : Can I call you if it gets weird?