Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and Sharona (2009)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : Hello, Adrian.
Adrian Monk : [confused] What year is this?
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Sharona Fleming : Umm... I am still in Jersey, and I'm nursing again.
Adrian Monk : Really?
Sharona Fleming : Mm-hmm.
Adrian Monk : But isn't Benjy 17?
Sharona Fleming : No... I'm working as a nurse.
Adrian Monk : Oh, well, that's different.
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Natalie Teeger : You paid her $20 a week more than me.
Adrian Monk : She had a kid!
Natalie Teeger : I have a kid!
Adrian Monk : Her kid ate more.
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Sharona Fleming : Adrian, do you mind if she calls you "Adrian?"
Adrian Monk : Of course not. Why would I mind?
Natalie Teeger : Okay... Adrian.
Adrian Monk : Yeah, see I don't like it.
Natalie Teeger : Me either.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I love Natalie. And I love Sharona, too. They're wonderful women. You got lucky twice. But together they're like bourbon and vodka. I love them both, but I can't have them at the same meal because they don't mix. These women are so different, Monk. They're going to tear you apart like a piece of saltwater taffy.
Adrian Monk : I know, I've been a piece of taffy all day. Natalie's been acting like Mary, Queen of Scotts. She wants more money. I mean, she won't lay down in the dirt when I ask her. I'm losing her.
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Adrian Monk : Hey.
Sharona Fleming : Mm.
Adrian Monk : You still got it.
Sharona Fleming : It's like riding a bike.
Adrian Monk : Oh, man.
Sharona Fleming : A very clean, very unusual, very sad bike.
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[Monk, Natalie and Sharona try to argue as to the best way up to the ninth floor]
Natalie Teeger : How about this? It's the ninth floor, right? Let's take the elevator up to four and then walk up five flights.
Adrian Monk : Yeah, that sounds fair.
Sharona Fleming : Or we take the elevator up to level five and walk four flights.
Adrian Monk : Can't argue with that.
Sharona Fleming : You treat him like a child.
Natalie Teeger : He's not a child.
Sharona Fleming : I did not say he's a child. I said you're treating him like a child.
Natalie Teeger : Oh, *I'm* being supportive.
Sharona Fleming : No, you're not being supportive. You're enabling him.
Adrian Monk : Okay, here's what we gonna do. We're going to take the elevator up to 18 and walk down nine flights. That way everybody's miserable.
[as a consequence, they show up at Walsh's apartment practically out of breath]
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Adrian Monk : I got this myself. Okay, she got me the wipe. It's just a wipe. I mean, come on. There's nothing going on. Sometimes a wipe is just a wipe. I'm talking too much. Am I still taking now? God, I'm still talking.
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Adrian Monk : She didn't mean anything. Nobody means anything.
Sharona Fleming : "Nobody means anything." What does that mean?
Adrian Monk : Doesn't mean anything
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Sharona Fleming : Well, I don't believe it. You're not perfect. You could be wrong.
Adrian Monk : Maybe, but I'm not.
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Natalie Teeger : [Natalie opens a drawer full of condoms] Uncle Howie liked the ladies.
Adrian Monk : How do you know?
Natalie Teeger : [Natalie closes the drawer quickly] Trust me, he *liked* the ladies!
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[repeated line]
Adrian Monk : I hate this case.
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Adrian Monk : Can I call you if it gets weird?