The Mentalist (TV Series)
A Price Above Rubies (2009)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : [after Jane tries to smash a diamond with a Fire Extinguisher] I had a hunch it was a fake... Guess I was wrong about that.
Teresa Lisbon : Uh yeah.
Coroner Pat : Where is it?
Patrick Jane : Well the good news is, it's not out there. So it's in here somewhere. I'll find it. Anyone see a little?
[Jane makes a richochet noise]
Patrick Jane : Nope.
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Clinic Director : I will be calling your superiors!
Patrick Jane : You know a lot of people say that to me. And you know what I say, I say...
Teresa Lisbon : [Dragging Jane out] Let's go!
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Teresa Lisbon : [Quietly] You son of a bitch. You scared the crap out of me.
Patrick Jane : Oh please. Like I don't know how to work a fat crowd of suckers.
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Patrick Jane : My provisional bet? Provisional? Carl Ward.
Grace Van Pelt : Hello? He was shot 3 times.
Patrick Jane : The best accomplice is a dead one.
Wayne Rigsby : He's not dead.
Patrick Jane : Nobody's perfect.
Teresa Lisbon : That's it? Carl Ward is crooked because he got shot?
Patrick Jane : He's an ex tennis pro.
Wayne Rigsby : So?
Patrick Jane : Shady people. By definition, disappointed. Should be on center court at Wimbledon, instead he's tossing lobs to rich old ladies. Makes him bitter and twisted.
Teresa Lisbon : [sarcastically] Case closed.
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Teresa Lisbon : Showing the Dovertons to Donny Culpepper. You wanted to see if he recognized one of them, didn't you?
Patrick Jane : You watch too much TV. I just thought there was no reason for Donny Culpepper to be here.
Teresa Lisbon : Now that's just annoying. You're not putting any effort into the lie.
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Kimball Cho : [at a fancy gala] Which one's ours?
Teresa Lisbon : The one that looks like she blows her nose with hundred dollar bills.
Kimball Cho : They all look like that.
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George Doverton : That was a Class 5-B Vault door. I was told that no one get through it. Insurance damn well had better pay!
Teresa Lisbon : A good safe cracker can get through anything with the right tools and enough time.
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Tom Doverton : If I may say so, what I do very much resent is the tone of your questioning.
Teresa Lisbon : I'm - sorry if we've offended you.
Patrick Jane : No, don't say that. This is a murder investigation. I can be as hard assed as I'd like to be. Thank you.
Teresa Lisbon : [Quietly to Jane] Actually it's not a murder investigation yet. If Mr. Warren dies, which seems likely, it'll *become* a murder investigation.
Patrick Jane : Oh yeah, that's right. He's not dead. Uh... well I apologize for my rudeness. Heh.
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Clinic Director : Now may I ask which one of you needs our help, or is it both of you?
Teresa Lisbon : Actually, we just wanted...
Patrick Jane : It's her.
Teresa Lisbon : No.
Patrick Jane : Oh, darling, please. Can we just this once do it my way? Just *once?*
[Lisbon stays quiet]
Patrick Jane : Thank you.
[to clinic director]
Patrick Jane : In the beginning, it was just social, But, uh, well, more recently, uh... It's been starting to worry both of us.
[to Lisbon]
Patrick Jane : Right, darling?
[Lisbon nods]
Clinic Director : Right this way. I'll introduce you to one of our intake specialists.
Patrick Jane : Fantastic.
[pretends to check his phone]
Patrick Jane : Oh, uh, that's the office. I'm gonna have to take this. Uh, baby, you go ahead, take a look. I'll be five minutes. I'll be right there.
[to clinic director]
Patrick Jane : Look after her.
[Clinic director and Lisbon walk away from Jane]
Patrick Jane : [shouts after Lisbon] I'm very proud of you.
Clinic Director : [to Lisbone] I understand your nervousness.
Patrick Jane : [still shouting after Lisbon] I love you.
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Patrick Jane : I deduce from the irritated tone of your phone conversation that I was right about Carl Ward.
Teresa Lisbon : Half right.
Patrick Jane : Go on.
Teresa Lisbon : [reluctantly] His real name's Carl Wyzowski. He was in jail for kiting checks. He's got an ex-wife in Bayonne, New Jersey. She's owed $90,000 in back alimony.
Patrick Jane : ..."Half"?
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Teresa Lisbon : Did you know about the jail time?
Esther Doverton : Yes, of course I did.
Teresa Lisbon : And the ex-wife?
Esther Doverton : [Falters slightly] Of course. He told me everything.
Patrick Jane : Mm. Liar. Bad liar.
Esther Doverton : How dare you?
Patrick Jane : Well, it's a compliment to your good character. You'd rather be a good liar?