Quotes
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Liz Lemon : [speaking loudly on cue] Sorry, I forgot you'd be home now, Brian!
Dot Com : [outside the front door] Elizabeth? I know you're in there!
Liz Lemon : Oh, no, it's my crazy black boyfriend, Astronaut Mike Dexter!
Dot Com : You better not be with a man, even if he's gay!
Liz Lemon : [lets Dot Com into the apartment] Mike, no. I don't even know why I'm letting you in when you're in this unreasonable state. Don't get angry and jealous even though *Brian* is the one who convinced me to move on.
Dot Com : I'm going to be coming by all the time, getting jealous, taking things out of context. That dude, Brian, would be happier moving out!
Brian : OK, everybody just calm down.
Dot Com : I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995!
Liz Lemon : As I have told you *many times* during our relationship, *no one* gets that reference.
[Brian hits Dot Com in the legs with his police club]
Dot Com : Oh, Lord!
Brian : NYPD, stay on the ground!
Liz Lemon : A gay, hipster cop? You're an interesting guy, Brian.
