- Dr. Doom: This is the most horrific outcome of a brilliant and nefarious plan ever. Ever!
- M.O.D.O.K.: Oh, could be worse.
- Dr. Doom: Worse? Really? What could be worse?
- [Mole Man passes gas]
- M.O.D.O.K.: Ugh! That's how! My eyebrows are melting. Abomination, open a window!
- Dr. Doom: A very impressive debut for Scorpio. He certainly made the Super Hero Squad look foolish.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Was that so hard? Have you seen their outfits?
- Ms. Marvel: Why are you standing around? Start sweeping!
- [hands him a broom]
- Ms. Marvel: Doesn't that fancy titanium suit of yours come with any cleaning attachments?
- Iron Man: Eh... they're in the shop?
- Computer: Armor detoxification complete.
- Iron Man: Speak for yourself. I can still smell it. Mole Man? They ought to call him Skunk Man!
- Computer: Have you tried tomato juice?
- Ms. Marvel: Fury's activated his emergency beacon. We've got to save him.
- Iron Man: No problem. I can modify my Scorpio seeker X-1 to be my Fury Finder X-1.5, now with lemon scent.