Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Is the Best Man (2009)

Michael Coleman: Second Cop

Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : [to the small bachelor party]  Okay, does everybody have pizza?

  First Cop : Uh, there's nothing on it.

  [Indeed, the pizzas ordered are "extra plain," that is to say, they have no cheese and even don't have any sauce on them!] 

  Adrian Monk : I know! I ordered plain.

  First Cop : Not even cheese?

  Adrian Monk : I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everyone gets one, I put your names at the top.

  [In the hall, another cop heads to the bathroom. He opens the bathroom door only that the entire space of the bathroom is occupied by a portable toilet] 

  Second Cop : Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom.

  Adrian Monk : Where do you want me to put it, Mikey, in the kitchen?