Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Is the Best Man (2009)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

Quotes 

• Lt. Randall Disher : [practicing his song that he will sing at Leland and T.K.'s wedding]  "Cupid was a gun for hire. Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer. Who's love was wallowed in the mire. We love you, TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. and Mrs. Stottlemeyerrr..."

  Natalie Teeger : Sounds a little bit like "Light My Fire."

  Lt. Randall Disher : What part?

  Natalie Teeger : The words. And the music.

• Natalie Teeger : You want me to hold the ring?

  Adrian Monk : I got it.

  Natalie Teeger : Why don't you put it in your pocket?

  Adrian Monk : Pockets rip.

  Natalie Teeger : How about a drawer?

  Adrian Monk : Not reliable.

  Natalie Teeger : Really? I find drawers to be pretty reliable.

  Adrian Monk : I'd just worry about it. You know, I'd obsess over it. Probably end up carrying the whole bureau around with me.

  [as a consequence, he clenches his hand into a fist for much of the episode, holding the ring still] 

• Adrian Monk : [at Affinity, the flower shop]  You smell that? They should open some windows.

  Natalie Teeger : Mm, I think it smells wonderful. I bet you Heaven smells just like this.

  Adrian Monk : I bet it doesn't. $20.

• Joy : [matches Natalie and Randy with their "floral soulmates," then turns to Monk and matches him with a cactus]  I found it.

  Adrian Monk : Excuse me?

  Joy : This... is your flower.

  Natalie Teeger : It's plastic.

  Joy : Mm-hmm.

  Adrian Monk : [takes a sniff of the "flower"]  I love it.

• Adrian Monk : You're not going to even ask him?

  Natalie Teeger : No, Mr. Monk, it's crazy, don't mention it again.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Hey, how you guys doing?

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk wants to walk TK's father down the aisle.

  Adrian Monk : We're the exact same height. I mean, how often does that happen?

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, I'm sure he'd like to walk his daughter down the aisle.

  Adrian Monk : Well, she can walk behind us. Just ask him. I'm talking about the exact same height. Think how cool that would look.

• Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, here's your paycheck, and your expenses.

  Natalie Teeger : All right. Who says crime doesn't pay?