- Becky Thatcher: [Looking at a picture] Doctor Philostro, Doctor Plilastro. Is that you?
- Dr. Filostro: Yes, at a much earlier age
- Huck Finn: Are you a real doctor? I mean uh do you cure measles and warts and stuff like that?
- Dr. Filostro: At one time I treated people for their ills but my studies have taken me far beyond that stage