- 50s Medical Textbook: Lobotomised Patients can be looked after at home, where they make good housepets.
- Air Stewardess: [Covert filming] You don't understand, you're on your own, here. If you don't do what we say
- [because of an overbooked flight]
- Air Stewardess: you'll be sent to prison and your kids will be raised in a Foster Home.
- Actor: [Script from a Criminal's Interview] If you get rid of the body, it's just a missing person's case!
- Actress: [Peloton Ad] Why do I care what people think of me so much? Maybe I'm Gay!
- Psychotherapist: [Feminist] Yes, men hate women. But they like having sex with Female Anatomy...
- Bartender: The smoothest chat-up line I ever heard was a woman asking her friend if I looked like I had a nice ****.
- Employee: [Covert filming] Why do you believe the complaint?
- Shrink: Because it's what I would do!
- Millenial: Did you choose me because you think I'm cute?
- Kidnapper: Don't you understand, I'm going to kill you?
- Millenial: Well, I want to die! Ha!
- "Woman": One thing you learn when you transition is that YOU ARE BASIC!
- OP: What's the biggest lie your parents told you?
- Stitch: That they loved each other.
- Doctor: [Acting] I can't give you a Medical License now you've admitted to seeking help with your Mental Health, but I respect the Hell out of you!
- Comedienne: My therapist said she saw my show but couldn't tell her husband she knew me because of the confidentiality...
- Psychotherapy Lecturer: [Covert filming] Don't worry so much about understanding what they say.
- Amorous Woman: I put this Dating Ad out that I was looking for someone "Submissive and Breedable", and these were my responses.
- Respondant 1: Wuff-wuff wuff! Arwoo!
- Respondant 2: Bow wow-wow!
- Disillusioned Lady: Seems like every day there's an occasion for me to drop $30. Is that just Capitalism? Help me out, guys.
- Steveioe: [Mental Health insights] ... Motherfuckers!
- Soldier: This stands for Why My Ridiculous Ass Sign Up?
- Superstitious Lady: Only Child? That's the Devil's Child!
- Keyboard Warrior: Sometimes they snitch on themselves...
- Outpatient: [Covert Filming. Camera briefly pans over her wrist scars] Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about...
- Art Therapist: You're a C***!
- Psychiatric Orderly: [Covert Filming. A nervous new patient is trying to make friends] Don't forget, white boy, that whatever you can do to her, I can do to you!
- Influencer: I'm a teacher and he sells s*x pics on the Net...
- Only Child: You don't understand: if you don't give me what I want, I will END YOUR BLOODLINE!
- Asian Lady: Don't bring your white friends, we're not going to put up with a load of white people shenanigans.
- Antifeminist: Men get Baby-Fever too!
- Large, Dead-Eyed Lady with Lip Gloss: I'm a Diagnosed Sociopath, and I'm going to tell you why you should be one too...
- Art Therapist: That's Cringe!
- [as is saying "That's Cringe!" at work...]
- Black Lady: There's always some white guy trying to get up in my business...
- Hospice Nurse: You're supposed to be dehydrated when you're dying!
- Arty Lady: And then they ask "Have you ever thought about killing youself?" And no-one ever asks that in normal conversation. So you're stunned...
- Ditsy Lady: And that was that. We had a good dance. And all because I gave a stranger a compliment!
- Interviewer, Healthcare Role: [Covert Filming] Would you be prepared to take the fall for a more Senior member of Staff?... What do you do to "Switch Off"? TV? Jogging?
- Shrink: [Reddit Anecdote] I'm not going to treat you because you'll be dead in 5 years.
- Large, Dead-Eyed Lady with Lip Gloss: I had a highly enjoyable Flamewar with him, taking many Screengrabs.
- Large, Dead-Eyed Lady with Lip Gloss: White Lies! My grandmother and my aunt may have died more than once, to get me out of Work things...
- Art Therapist: [Last Session, Party Rings Biscuits on offer] We all have a ring, like Opinions! Every arsehole has one.
- Large, Dead-Eyed Lady with Lip Gloss: I see my friends as an extension of myself.
- Art Therapist: I just had a Brain Fart. Full on Diarrhea, actually!
- Activist: [to Cop] You're financially incentivised to hold that opinion of me.
- Outpatient: [Patrol Car filmed waiting Outside her home. Caption:] I was too honest with my Therapist!
- Art Therapist: [Puts Radiohead's "Creep" on Youtube] I love this song!
- Jaded Lady: If they wanted to, they would... No reaction IS a reaction...
- Appallachian: If you saw something, no you didn't. If you heard something, no you didn't.
- Keyboard Warrior: That's why you Gamble, because you want to Lose.
- Keyboard Warrior: [Newsreader being covered in makeup] I can confirm those are the tattoos of a human trafficking victim.
- Shrink: [Stock response to good news] Well, as Woody Allen said, 90% of success is showing up...
- Redditor: I was laying beside him and said I could sense the magic fishes in his blood
- [probably being romantically poetic about semen]
- Redditor: and later the family diagnosed me as Bipolar.
- Science Museum Panel: [Medical Floor] These are Momento Mori, which people used to remind themselves that life is fleeting and we shouldn't waste time on the pursuit of Material Wealth.
- Art Therapist: Ignore the older people.
- Art Therapist: This is my assistant, she's 15! How's your boyfriend?
- [It's probably her daughter]