- Ben Tennyson: There you guys are. I've been looking for you all morning.
- Gwen Tennyson: We know. We got the fifty messages you left.
- Ben Tennyson: It wasn't fifty messages.
- Kevin Levin: It was fifty each.
- Kevin Levin: I can't believe we're doin' this. Everybody hates war but nobody ever does anything about it.
- Ben Tennyson: Maybe that's because there's never been anybody like *me* before.
- Kevin Levin: Oh, right. The Great Ben 10's gonna solve everything in one weekend.
- Ben Tennyson: It's a 3-day weekend.
- Kevin Levin: Okay, I vote we turn around and head home. Gwen can still make karate practice and, as a bonus, I don't have to get shot at.
- Ben Tennyson: Except we'd be throwing away a little girl's hope for a world without war.
- Kevin Levin: Life is full of disappointments. What is she, five? Past time she learned.
- Lodestar: [calling for Humongousaur but getting...] Lodestar! Oh, man. This is no time to shakedown a new guy.
- Gwen Tennyson: Nice little racket you've got here.
- Kevin Levin: I can explain.
- Gwen Tennyson: You're making money off other people's misery?
- Kevin Levin: Okay, I don't have to explain.
- Argit: [sadly, after a truce has been declared] It was the best scam I ever worked.
- Kevin Levin: Don't worry. They'll be shooting at each other again in no time.
- Argit: You're just saying that to make me feel better.
- Gwen Tennyson: Kevin? Are you... crying? Oh, you DO have a heart.
- Kevin Levin: [sobbing, having lost his fortune] Yeah. That's what poor people have instead of money.
- Ben Tennyson: That's right, Ben 10, and I've come all this way to tell you that war just isn't cool.
- [Partnering up as arms dealers, Kevin catches Argit hoarding a little gold for himself]
- Argit: Aw, come on! Cut me a little slack, will ya?
- Kevin Levin: Why not? We're in a growth industry, aren't we?
- Swampfire: Nobody's leaving this cave until you work out a peace treaty.
- Red Leader: Impossible!
- Blue Leader: That's what I told HIM!
- [Swampfire chases them deeper into the cave with a fireball before reverting back to Ben]
- Blue Leader: [coming back out with Red Leader] Uh... Ben 10?
- Ben Tennyson: That was fast. Did you work out something?
- Blue Leader: Uh, no. We just want to know when lunch is.
- Ben Tennyson: There's not going to be any lunch... or dinner... not till you two come up with a peace treaty!
- Red Leader: You can't do that!
- [Ben scowls]
- Red Leader: Eh... e-e-easy, Ben 10. Violence never accomplishes anything.
- Probity: Dear Mr. Ben 10, I don't have a home now. I have to work double time at the factory, and it's all your fault. I finally found something I hate more than war - you!