The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets a 'Z' (2009)

Harry Shearer: Scratchy, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Largo, Principal Skinner, Announcer, Ned Flanders

Quotes 

• Principal Seymour Skinner : I'd love to have Edna back, but I can't just fire a teacher if he's doing a good job, or even an adequate job, or shows up at all without touching someone.

  Zachary Vaughn : [Chanting out in the hall]  I hate children! I hate children! Children suck! Children suck!

  Principal Seymour Skinner : What's this? Teacher's lounge talk in the hallways?

  Zachary Vaughn : I hate children! You and you and you and you! School is useless! Hilary Swank never graduated high school, and she won two Oscars, one of which she deserved.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : You said you didn't put liquor in his drink.

  Bart Simpson : I didn't.

  Zachary Vaughn : I mixed vodka with my Blue Bronco. Anyone else want to ride the indigo pony?

  Martin Prince : Is there extra credit?

  Zachary Vaughn : Oh, they're gonna eat you alive at CalTech. Alive!

• Ned Flanders : One cran bran for the Flan man.

  Bart Simpson : Here you go.

  Edna Krabappel : What did he ask for?

  Bart Simpson : Beats me. I just gave him a banana.

• Principal Seymour Skinner : Bart, you've told the truth, and you shall be rewarded... with a severe punishment.