Gossip Girl (TV Series)

They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They? (2009)

Chanel Maya Banks: Sawyer Bennett

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is? Let me give you a hint: couture, quadrilles and cutthroat competition. That's right. It's time for Cotillion.

  Jenny Humphrey : [her three minions tag along as she selects potential date from cellphone]  This guy's a foot shorter than me.

  Sawyer Bennett : Here's one that's six-two.

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, and he goes to York. That's practically a public school. Have I not impressed on you three how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I *have* to be perfect. And that means having the perfect escort.

  [scoffs] 

  Jenny Humphrey : I told you who I wanted.

  minion girl 2 : We tried...

  Jenny Humphrey : Well, try harder. Graham Collins is the hottest guy on the Upper East Side.

  Sawyer Bennett : There's, like, this bubble of perfection around him that we can't penetrate.

  Jenny Humphrey : You'd better figure out a way. Otherwise, tomorrow night I'm taking one of your escorts.