Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Mmm, Fish. Yum. (2009)
Marin Hinkle: Judith Melnick
Quotes
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Jake Harper : Dad, I got my learner's permit but Mom won't let me drive her car.
Judith Melnick : Just because they give 15-year-olds learner's permits doesn't mean they're ready to drive.
Jake Harper : Please. I've been driving for years: Grand Theft Auto I, Grand Theft Auto II - and I never ran over anybody but pimps and crack whores.
Alan Harper : Jake!
Jake Harper : Sorry, crack prostitutes.