Glee (TV Series)

Laryngitis (2010)

Jane Lynch: Sue Sylvester

Quotes 

• Sue Sylvester : [to Kurt]  So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It means you're awful.

• Sue Sylvester : You know, there's only one person in the world who can tell you what you are.

  Kurt Hummel : [smiling]  Me.

  Sue Sylvester : No. Me. Sue Sylvester. And she hasn't quite made up her mind about you.

• Kurt Hummel : Our assignment for Glee Club is to find a song that reflects our voice.

  Sue Sylvester : Yeah, you know what? I checked out of this conversation about a minute back. So, uh, good luck with your troubles, and I'm gonna make it a habit not to stop and talk to students, 'cause this has been a colossal waste of my time.

• Sue Sylvester : Nobody quit the Cheerios! You either die or I kick you off.

• Sue Sylvester : [to Kurt]  Hey, ladyface. I noticed you weren't at Cheerios practice yesterday, and I don't look kindly on absenteeism.