Glee (TV Series)

Bad Reputation (2010)

Iqbal Theba: Principal Figgins

Quotes 

• Sue Sylvester : [from having "Physical" video posted online]  That video has received over a hundred and seventy thousand comments. I took the liberty of printing out a few

  Principal Figgins : [reading comment]  The man in this video looks like the champion cheerleading coach, Sue Sylvester.

  Sue Sylvester : That was particularly hurtful.

• Sue Sylvester : [passing Schue in the hall]  Hey, man-whore.

  Brenda Castle : Will Schuester?

  Will Schuester : Yeah.

  Brenda Castle : I'm Brenda Castle. I'm the new astronomy teacher and badminton coach. I also happen to be an alcoholic, and... I like pills. I hear that's just your type. Let's go in this classroom and pork!

  Will Schuester : [pulling away]  No.

  Principal Figgins : I am praying for you, William. We've all heard about your gallivanting!

  Will Schuester : But nothing happened!

  Ken Tanaka : Maybe that's not what matters, Will. You broke the heart of somebody who doesn't let people get close to her.

  Will Schuester : I didn't mean to hurt anybody.

  Ken Tanaka : You probably didn't mean to hurt me, either, but lately I've been feeding my feelings to the tune of 6,000 calories a day.

  Sue Sylvester : [passing Will again]  Slut.

• Will Schuester : You know, Sue, there are a lot of people at this school who dislike you. My kids don't do stuff like this.

  Sue Sylvester : Is that so? Exhibit B.

  Will Schuester : What's a Glist?

  Sue Sylvester : It's a "Glee List", William. It's a weekly ranking of your glee club, based on a hotness quotient of sexual promiscuity. It was posted all over the school an hour ago. Apparently, you get a point for each act of perpetuated depravity.

  Will Schuester : What makes you think my kids did this?

  Principal Figgins : The Glist was made on a library computer using the pass code "gleeclub".

  Sue Sylvester : Your glee club is a petri dish of sexual depravity.

  Principal Figgins : Sue's right, Will. Why, only last year, a list was posted ranking McKinley's ten ugliest Gingers. And the perpertrator would have been expelled had it not turned out to be a member of the faculty!

  Sue Sylvester : I stand by that list.

• Sue Sylvester : You know, a week ago, had I found a list that so degraded the glee club, I would've been embarrassed I was beaten to the punch. But now I know the white-hot shame of public rebuke; that pain is indescribable.

  Principal Figgins : William, last year at West Dayton High, a photo circulated of school superintendent...

  Sue Sylvester : And what was he wearing?

  Principal Figgins : Women's lingerie.

  Sue Sylvester : And what was he riding?

  Principal Figgins : Pony!

  Sue Sylvester : And who was expelled?

  Principal Figgins : The entire school!

  Sue Sylvester : The entire school was expelled, Will!

  Will Schuester : What does that have to do with me?

  Principal Figgins : You must find out who made the Glist and suspend them before they post another one, or I'm holding the entire glee club responsible!

  Will Schuester : Are you serious?

  Principal Figgins : Deadly serious! I cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

  Sue Sylvester : He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!