- Baber Siddiqui: [Yasir is interviewing Yousef for a contracting job; he and Baber want him as a potential suitor for Rayyan] Do you think he's Muslim?
- Yasir Hamoudi: It's not legal to ask!
- Yasir Hamoudi: What do you think of strong women?
- Baber Siddiqui: Very, very strong women-annoyingly strong-strong to a fault. Do you like them?
- Yousef: [Yousef does not speak English] ... yes?
- Baber Siddiqui: I am talking unbearably strong, liberal women!
- Yasir Hamoudi: Baber, you made your point! Plainly he likes... uhm... dynamic women.
- Yousef: Yes.
- Yasir Hamoudi: He doesn't say much, though, does he?
- Baber Siddiqui: Yes, and your daughter never shuts up, it's a perfect match.
- Reverend William Thorne: Arguing about who crucified Jesus, the Jews or the Muslims.
- Amaar Rashid: Muslims didn't even exist back then.
- Reverend William Thorne: Y'see, I'm bored already.
- Yasir Hamoudi: You would marry a complete stranger just to teach me a lesson?
- Rayyan Hamoudi: And you would give me away just to teach *me* a lesson?
- Yasir Hamoudi: That about sums it up, yes.
- Yasir Hamoudi: And would you really want me as a father-in-law? I'm a terrible man.
- Rayyan Hamoudi: More terrible than you know.
- Sarah Hamoudi: You toyed with his emotions.
- Yasir Hamoudi: [to Rayyan] Shame on you.
- Sarah Hamoudi: [to Yasir] Shame on *you*! You started this whole thing with your meddling!
- Yasir Hamoudi: Wait a second, there's a fine line between meddling and... shame on me.
- Yasir Hamoudi: I remember the first time I put an industrial staple into my leg. It was quite painful-Rayyan! What a surprise!