- Jack Donaghy: Good God Lemon, your breath... When did you find time to eat a diaper that you found on the beach?
- Jack Donaghy: We're going to find the perfect person for the show down here
- [in Georgia]
- Jack Donaghy: . Someone who represents the *Real America*.
- Liz Lemon: Jack, for the 80th time, no part of America is more American than any other part.
- Jack Donaghy: You are wrong. Small towns are where you see the kindness and goodness and courage of everyday Americans. The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes. People who are still living by core American values.
- Liz Lemon: There are plenty of core American values in New York. But there are not restaurants called "Fatty Fat Sandwich Ranch." Turn here! Turn here!
- Liz Lemon: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
- Jack Donaghy: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
- Frank Rossitano: Hey! Actor friend! So... what are we all doing together for Halloween?
- Jenna Maroney: Oh. Well, Sacha and the Michaels usually have a party.
- Frank Rossitano: Oh. 'Cause, uh Lutz and Toof and I always have a party. Hang on! What if? We combined parties and threw one big party in the studio? Is that crazy?
- Jenna Maroney: No! Let's do that! Yes! That gesture! I like people who do that!
- Sacha: A party? With them?
- Jenna Maroney: Oh, don't look at me like I'm a football game. I need those guys. I've been using them to make sure I'm taken care of when the new actor gets here.
- Sacha: Girl, I don't even have the energy to tell you what's happening here. So read my face.
- Jenna Maroney: [gasps] Oh my God! They're using me to get invited to gay Halloween so they can meet hot girls!
- Jenna Maroney: Hey Frank! Do you know Sacha, Michael, and gay Michael?
- Sacha: Can I ask you a question?... Whhhhyyyy?
- Frank Rossitano: God. it's bad enough having Jenna hang out here. Now she's bringing her friends? How can a dude in a midriff top dominate me like that?
- Jenna Maroney: [Jenna has followed Frank and Toofer into the men's room] Oh wow, they painted the ceiling in here!
- Jimmy Fallon: Hi, I'm trying to get to Studio 6-B from here? I'm still finding my way around.
- Tracy Jordan: You look clean. Are you a celebrity?
- Jimmy Fallon: Well, I have my own show on NBC.
- Tracy Jordan: No, *celebrity.*
- Jenna Maroney: I want two good sketches a week, a promise to hate the new cast member and no more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, OK? Are we cowabunga on this?
- Frank Rossitano: Fine, we're cowabunga.
- Pete Hornberger: Oh my God. You're going to heckle him. Like that time I invited you to see my cover band!
- Liz Lemon: Yeah, and today, the world is better off without the Pete Hornberger Alan Parsons Project Project.