Fraggle Rock (TV Series)

The Radish Fairy/The Funniest Joke in the Universe (1987)

Bob Bergen: Wembley, The World's Oldest Fraggle

Quotes 

• The World's Oldest Fraggle : Mokey, you may now add new words to the dictionary and our language.

  Mokey : Gosh... as my first official act, I would like to add a new word: spontoon!

  [all the Fraggles in the audience go ooh] 

  Mokey : A spontoon is a song sung, without any warning.

  [all the Fraggles in the audience go aah] 

  The World's Oldest Fraggle : Well, it seems that we all chose the right Fraggle for the job.

  Henchy : We certainly did, your oldness!

  The World's Oldest Fraggle : [hits Henchy in the head with his cane]  I know that!

• Wembley : Whenever I can't decide something, I become totally Wemblatonic.

  Mokey : Weblatonic? What a lovely word!

  Wembley : Thanks, I made it up myself.

• Mokey : Gosh, I just love snatching radishes at night. It's so exhilarating.

  Wembley : Yeah, yeah, I love it too!

  Boober : Oh, I hate snatching radishes at night, it's so deadly.

  Wembley : Right, right, I hate it too!