- Wembley: Gosh, it might be kinda fun to listen to that Squeedley Squeedley noise for a while.
- Gobo: Wempley, it's making a Pukka-Pukka noise.
- Boober: No, it's definitely a Squeetily Boink noise.
- Mokey: Gee, Boober, I would've called it a Boink Boink noise myself.
- Gobo: Hey, maybe it's making all those noises, listen...
- Gobo: [reading a warning on the back of the Funniest Joke in the Universe] Whosoever reads the funniest joke in the universe and can't stop laughing, must drink a thimble full of water from the Well of Forgetfulness. Only then will they forget the joke.