- Cotterpin Doozer: Now listen, in just a few minutes, the judge of the Doozers is gonna ask you about your finest attributes.
- Feenie Fraggle: Abratoots?
- Cotterpin Doozer: Yeah.
- Feenie Fraggle: I don't even have any abratoots!
- Large Marvin Fraggle: I-I had some once, but I loaned them to a guy.
- Tumbrell Doozer: Are you Cotterpin Doozer?
- Cotterpin Doozer: Oh, come on, be serious, Tumbrell. Of course I'm Cotterpin, we play on the same Snooball team.
- Tumbrell Doozer: Silence!
- Cotterpin Doozer: What?
- Tumbrell Doozer: I hereby arrest you in the name of all Doozerdom.
- Uncle Travelling Matt: Ah, yes, the hairy monster is certainly a noble and intelligent creature. I'm just not quite certain why he keeps the silly creature as his pet.