iCarly (TV Series)

iThink They Kissed (2009)

Jerry Trainor: Spencer Shay

Quotes 

• Carly Shay : Sam and Freddie kissed!

  Spencer Shay : Ah. What did you just say?

  Carly Shay : The dentist gave Sam this loopy gas, and she was all, "me and Freddie kissed."

  Spencer Shay : No way! Give me the deets.

  Carly Shay : I don't have any deets 'cause after she told me, she whispered, "Shhh. Don't tell Carly."

  Spencer Shay : Why would she tell you not to tell yourself?

  Carly Shay : I don't know. It was the gas talking. She doesn't even remember she told me. So now, I know this insane secret that I'm not supposed to know and she doesn't even know that I know and why wouldn't she want me to know?

  Spencer Shay : Okay, calm down.

  Carly Shay : Never tell a girl to calm down! Guys always tell girls to calm down and it never works. It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now, it's 'cause you told me to calm down!

  Spencer Shay : You know, most guys have to get married to suffer this kind of abuse.

• Spencer Shay : Hey, you guys, which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow?

  Carly Shay : To where?

  Spencer Shay : Prison.

  Freddie Benson : Prison?

  Carly Shay : Oh my God, what did you download?