Drive Angry (2011)

Nicolas Cage: Milton

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• The Accountant : You're not the first to get out, and I doubt you'll be the last, but I have got to know, how did you get out with the God-killer?

  Milton : I just walked in and took it.

  The Accountant : Oh. Wouldn't wanna be you when he finds out.

  Milton : What's he gonna do? Not let me back in?

• Piper : Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.

  Milton : I'm driving.

  Piper : You know what I mean!

• Candy : [as they're having sex]  Oh, baby. Why don't you fuck naked?

  Milton : I never disrobe before a gunfight.

• Milton : I'm going to kill you.

  Jonah King : Ah, Milton, so many have tried. But I am armored with a power that you will never know. Nothing of this earth can kill me.

  Milton : I'm not of this earth.

• Milton : Fire isn't the worst part. It's the video feed. It's not about your suffering, your burning. It's about the suffering of those you love, because... that's all you see... in full detail. And there's nothing you can do to shut it off. My daughter was sixteen when I got shot. I watched her weep. I watched her curse me. I watched her join that...

  [with utmost contempt:] 

  Milton : cult. I watched the murders. My tree-hugging, sandal-wearing son-in-law first, and then... And then, my daughter.

  [shakes his head] 

  Milton : Burning is nothing... compared to watching your child's head... being torn off. Thank you, Webster. I don't believe I'll be having that beer just now. Not unless I'm drinking it from Jonah King's skull.

• Milton : I'm Milton. You're Piper, right?

  Piper : Well, Milton, if you try and kill me and dump me in the woods, I'm gonna cut your nuts off.

  Milton : Yes, ma'am.

• Milton : It's still in there. The bullet. I can... I can feel it.

• Piper : [re waitress Candy]  You gonna tap that or what?

  Milton : Tap?

  Piper : Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

  Milton : I've had a lot on my mind.

  Piper : Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much."

• Piper : Just so you know, I don't pick up hitchikers.

  Milton : I didn't have my thumb out.

• Milton : Even in Hell there is compassion.

• Fucking Passenger : You're too late. You gotta know that, right? First full moon, she's dead, man. She's dead and He's gonna walk the motherfucking earth.

  Milton : Hell already is walking the earth. You tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm coming to get her back.

• Piper : [looking back]  But why aren't they following us?

  Milton : Because your a straight-up certifiable cop-killing murderer and they're scared of you.

  Piper : [smiles]  So what now?

  Milton : Now we drive.

• Piper : What kind of fucking gun is that?

  Milton : The kind you use on guys like that.

• Candy : Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks?

  Milton : Beer.

  Candy : I need to see some IDs, too.

  Milton : What the hell is this?

  Candy : Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting. You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county.

  Piper : Holy shit. Sorry.

  Milton : That was in my pocket!

  Piper : Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief. I lifted it for protection. If you stole my ride, I was gonna have to hunt you down.

  Milton : Did she say something funny?

  Candy : Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique.

  Milton : All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar.

  Candy : Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome, I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit. My pussy is the best thing you can drink around here. But don't tell nobody.

  Piper : You gonna tap that or what? Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

  Milton : I've had a lot on my mind.

  Piper : Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one ever reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much."

  Milton : And where are you going exactly?

  Piper : To suck that man with the huge cock. Not everyone gets laid easily like you.

  Candy : I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!

• Milton : Let her go and give me the child, or I'll blow all your heads off.

• Milton : I'm finished now.

  [hands over baby] 

  Milton : Keep her safe.

  Piper : Milton... if anyone tries to hurt her, I will kill them.

  Milton : That's why I chose you.