NCIS (TV Series)
Code of Conduct (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Ted Rodgers : [from inside his house, shouting] There's no candy here!
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : [shouting] NCIS! We don't want candy!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Speak for yourself, David.
[shouts]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Open up or we'll send the kids in!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Because nobody married to her kills themselves. She's way too attractive for him. The wife did it.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Should we even bother investigating or just go ahead and arrest her?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, I like where you're going McGee.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What would make a Marine unit fall apart?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Lack of discipline.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yep. Or too much.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Good memories: ring-n-runs, dine-n-ditch.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Lock-and-load. Got a dead marine.
[Tosses keys to Ziva]
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : *Agent* David, you're driving.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Gibbs gives everyone a cup] You brought us coffee?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It's apple cider.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yep. Happy Halloween... Break's over. Run it.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. We're talking about a black ops widow.
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : Tony, the first two husbands died in the line of duty. Giving you no reason to suspect she had anything to do with the third one's death.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I've got...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [enters] Evidence.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not to speak of, boss.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then stop speaking.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well now you get to convince a jury of your peers. That would be a jury of tall leggy blonde bombshells. Stand up. You're under arrest for the murder of Lance Corporal James Korby.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, you're not.
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NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : You know, Tony, I've been thinking. And um, I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent. And your place as...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Your superior in every way.
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : [deep breath] Yes. But for my sanity, could you please stop calling me "probie?"
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I say it with love. And if I refuse?
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : You are Senior Field Agent. And I am... entirely at your mercy.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh. As you should be!
[Ziva gives him a cup of coffee. He sips at it and makes appreciative noises, grinning at her... revealing his teeth have been stained blue]
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Ted Rodgers : Are you accusing me of murder?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, we're just asking, really nicely, if you did it. So, Mr. Rodgers: did you kill your neighbor?
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't trust a guy who doesn't give candy to kids.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sergeant Barnes?
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : We need to speak to you.
Sergeant Ross Barnes : [to his buddies] Excuse me.
[to Tony and Ziva]
Sergeant Ross Barnes : Can we do this some other time?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, let me check. Ziva?