I've never seen the two actors in the opening scene and I don't think I've even seen their names on any other film, but they are insufferable. The two of them seem to have made up an extremely annoying accent that isn't regional, as far as I can tell, and it isn't an accent from someone who speaks English as an alternate language to their native language. The accent is so phony that I can't take it because it grates on my nerves like the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.
I was about 3 minutes into this thing when I was almost overcome by the urge to hunt these two idiots down and tape their mouths over. The accent sounds like twinspeak, which, according to the film "Nell", is a language made up by twins, supposedly, and not spoken or understood by anyone else.
I doubt that I will be able to review anything past the first set of scenes since I tuned out early on this. If I do watch more, maybe I can expand on this review later.