Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010 Video)
Josh Keaton: The Flash, Aquaman
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Quotes
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Flash : [sees a naked Lex] Oh, and they call me The Flash.
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Batman : All right, Flash. Beginning test run.
Flash : I don't know, Batman. This is pretty radical. You're absolutely sure it works?
Batman : Pretty sure.
Flash : Pretty sure? That isn't...
[Batman teleports Flash aboard new headquarters]
Flash : ...good enough.
Batman : Teleporter's online.
Flash : Are you crazy? Is he crazy? How could he use that thing on me if the wasn't sure?
J'onn J'onzz : He was joking.
Flash : Yeah, how can you tell?
Wonder Woman : You really think he would risk your life if he wasn't sure?
Flash : Well, maybe. I mean, I don't think he likes me very much.
J'onn J'onzz : I don't think he likes anyone very much.
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[Flash bumps into the invisible plane]
Wonder Woman : Mind your head.
Flash : I can't believe you kept that thing.
Wonder Woman : Spoils of war. I like it.
Flash : What do you need a plane for anyway? You can fly.
Green Lantern : You drive a car.
Flash : That is *so* not the point.
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Model Citizen : You don't wanna fight me. You wanna help me.
Flash : I don't wanna fight you, I want...
[snaps out of her control]
Flash : Hey, this is like a Jedi mind trick.
Model Citizen : This is not like a Jedi mind trick.
Flash : This is not like a Jedi mind trick.
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Flash : How are we supposed to get inside again?
Lex Luthor : Multi-frequency band, encryption analyzer-replicator pack.
Flash : Some of us don't speak Star Trek.
Lex Luthor : Think of it as a fancy garage-door opener.
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Flash : Are we there yet?
Green Lantern : That wasn't funny the first 15 times you said it, either.
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Superwoman : Enjoy yourselves while you can. My friends are gonna tear you apart.
Flash : Told you we should have left her.
Wonder Woman : We couldn't take the chance she'd escape and warn them we're coming.
Superwoman : When I get lose, I'm killing you right after Batman. Uhh!
Wonder Woman : [punches Superwoman] Doesn't mean we have to listen to her, though.
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Superman : We're gonna hit multiple targets at the same time. Teams of two.
Lex Luthor : We'd be hopelessly outnumbered. When my Justice League fought them...
Superman : All due respect, Lex. We're aren't your Justice League.
Flash : What's the call?
Superman : You and J'onn. Diana and GL. He's with me.
Lex Luthor : That's insane.
Flash : Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack.
Superman : Flash.
Flash : Well, you do.
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Flash : [runs out the hole Superman made in the base's wall realizing too late the base is in the sky] Oh, crap!
Green Lantern : [creates a baseball mitt and catches Flash with it] I've got you.
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Flash : [after wrapping Extruded Man around the room] Now that's what I call tuning somebody up.
Model Citizen : Excuse me.
[stands in front of Flash looking confident in herself]
Model Citizen : Can I talk to you for a minute?
[her eyes begin to glow]
