"White Collar" Pilot (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Tim DeKay: Peter Burke

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  • Neal Caffrey : [pouting after finding out an attractive agent is a lesbian]  Doesn't the FBI have a policy about that?

    Peter Burke : That's the military. We don't ask. We don't care.

  • Peter Burke : You are way out of your league.

    Neal Caffrey : Ah, harmless flirting. It's like a dance.

    Peter Burke : Naa, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.

    Neal Caffrey : Umm, she digs the hat.

    Peter Burke : Mmm, she'd rather be wearing the hat.

    [Neal, at first, has a confused look on his face, then he opens his mouth as he gets it] 

  • Neal Caffrey : [Neal and FBI Agent Burke enter a church under restoration. The priest asks them to leave, so Neal has to convince him to let them stay]  Please father, my best friend is having a crisis of the soul. He is a married man and he has the most devastatingly beautiful assistant at work. A very provocative woman. He's been tempted. More than tempted. I have details.

    Priest : It's very common with men his age. Unfortunately, very common.

    Neal Caffrey : And I want to confront him about this before he tears apart his life. He has a lot of faults. I mean, don't get me started, he's a mess, but he's very spiritual. I know this is the place where my words will have the most effect.

    Priest : This is the City of Churches. We're closed. Surely there's another place...

    Neal Caffrey : This is where he was married.

    Priest : Five minutes.

    Neal Caffrey : Sorry about that. We got five.

    Peter Burke : Did you just lie to a priest?

    Neal Caffrey : Do you find Diana attractive?

    Peter Burke : Sure.

    Neal Caffrey : Then we're good.

  • Peter Burke : You're in my house? On my couch? With my wife?

    Neal Caffrey : Oh, hi Satchmo!

    [petting Burke's dog] 

    Peter Burke : And you're petting my dog...

  • Peter Burke : [Peter runs down the stairs, after getting a call that Neal's GPS anklet was set off, only to find Neal chatting with his wife on the couch]  You're on my couch.

    Neal Caffrey : Yeah, I came to talk to you. And Peter, I have to say, you have such an amazing wife.

    Peter Burke : Yeah, I like her. Get off my couch.

  • Neal Caffrey : Did you really put Elizabeth under surveillance before you asked her out? Peter, I underestimated you.

    Peter Burke : You told him?

    Elizabeth Burke : Oh, he said he wanted to make sure I wasn't seeing anybody else. Honey, it's cute.

    Neal Caffrey : I think it's adorable.

    Peter Burke : I'm putting you back in prison.

  • Neal Caffrey : You said, if I found a nicer place for the same price, I should take it.

    Peter Burke : I did say that.

  • Neal Caffrey : I watch her granddaughter from time to time.

    Peter Burke : She's got you babysitting?

    Cindy : [June's gorgeous granddaughter walks in]  Hi, Neal.

    Peter Burke : Granddaughter?

    Neal Caffrey : She's an art student.

    Peter Burke : Unbelievable.

  • Peter Burke : That's not jewelry on his ankle you know, he's a felon.

    June : So was Byron.

  • Peter Burke : You look like a cartoon.

    Neal Caffrey : This is classic Rat Pack. This is a Devore.

    Peter Burke : Oh, sorry Dino.

  • Peter Burke : You carrying?

    Neal Caffrey : You know I don't like guns.

  • Peter Burke : Neal just bought himself 4 more years in prison, for what?

    Elizabeth Burke : For what? If you were Neal, you wouldn't have run for me?

  • Clinton Jones : Apparently he knew we were coming.

    Peter Burke : You think so Copernicus?

  • Neal Caffrey : That's the same suit you were wearing last time you arrested me.

    Peter Burke : Classics never go out of style.

  • Peter Burke : Let me see it

    [referring to Neal's ankle monitor] 

    Peter Burke : . You understand how this works?

    Neal Caffrey : I"m being released into the custody of the FBI under your supervision and this thing chafing my leg. Anything I'm missing?

    Peter Burke : Yeah, if you run and I catch you, which I will because I'm 2-0, you're not back here for 4 years, you're back here for good. You're gonna be tempted to look for Kate. Don't.

  • Peter Burke : Oh no, you don't get to lecture me on relationships. My wife didn't change her identity and flee the country to get away from me.

  • Peter Burke : Neal's smart and you know how much I like smart.

  • Peter Burke : You moved?

    Neal Caffrey : [Looking around Park Avenue manson]  Yeah, it's nicer than the other place don't you think?

    Peter Burke : Yeah, I don't remember the other place having a view.

  • Diana Barrigan : Neal Caffrey escaped.

    Peter Burke : What's this?

    Diana Barrigan : U.S. Marshal's are requesting your help?

    Peter Burke : My help?

    Diana Barrigan : Director Thompson asked for you personally.

    Peter Burke : Me? Why would he want me?

    Diana Barrigan : Probably because you're the only one who ever caught him.

  • Peter Burke : We're not gonna catch Caffrey using road blocks and wanted posters.

  • Peter Burke : Still, it only took you a month and a half to escape a super max... damn impressive.

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