White Collar (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Matt Bomer: Neal Caffrey

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Quotes 

• Neal Caffrey : [pouting after finding out an attractive agent is a lesbian]  Doesn't the FBI have a policy about that?

  Peter Burke : That's the military. We don't ask. We don't care.

• Peter Burke : You are way out of your league.

  Neal Caffrey : Ah, harmless flirting. It's like a dance.

  Peter Burke : Naa, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.

  Neal Caffrey : Umm, she digs the hat.

  Peter Burke : Mmm, she'd rather be wearing the hat.

  [Neal, at first, has a confused look on his face, then he opens his mouth as he gets it] 

• Neal Caffrey : [Neal and FBI Agent Burke enter a church under restoration. The priest asks them to leave, so Neal has to convince him to let them stay]  Please father, my best friend is having a crisis of the soul. He is a married man and he has the most devastatingly beautiful assistant at work. A very provocative woman. He's been tempted. More than tempted. I have details.

  Priest : It's very common with men his age. Unfortunately, very common.

  Neal Caffrey : And I want to confront him about this before he tears apart his life. He has a lot of faults. I mean, don't get me started, he's a mess, but he's very spiritual. I know this is the place where my words will have the most effect.

  Priest : This is the City of Churches. We're closed. Surely there's another place...

  Neal Caffrey : This is where he was married.

  Priest : Five minutes.

  Neal Caffrey : Sorry about that. We got five.

  Peter Burke : Did you just lie to a priest?

  Neal Caffrey : Do you find Diana attractive?

  Peter Burke : Sure.

  Neal Caffrey : Then we're good.

• Peter Burke : You're in my house? On my couch? With my wife?

  Neal Caffrey : Oh, hi Satchmo!

  [petting Burke's dog] 

  Peter Burke : And you're petting my dog...

• Neal Caffrey : [Peter insults Neal then wants more relationship advice]  No more relationship advice from this side of the car. Call doctor Phil.

• Peter Burke : [Peter runs down the stairs, after getting a call that Neal's GPS anklet was set off, only to find Neal chatting with his wife on the couch]  You're on my couch.

  Neal Caffrey : Yeah, I came to talk to you. And Peter, I have to say, you have such an amazing wife.

  Peter Burke : Yeah, I like her. Get off my couch.

• Neal Caffrey : Did you really put Elizabeth under surveillance before you asked her out? Peter, I underestimated you.

  Peter Burke : You told him?

  Elizabeth Burke : Oh, he said he wanted to make sure I wasn't seeing anybody else. Honey, it's cute.

  Neal Caffrey : I think it's adorable.

  Peter Burke : I'm putting you back in prison.

• Neal Caffrey : You said, if I found a nicer place for the same price, I should take it.

  Peter Burke : I did say that.

• Neal Caffrey : I watch her granddaughter from time to time.

  Peter Burke : She's got you babysitting?

  Cindy : [June's gorgeous granddaughter walks in]  Hi, Neal.

  Peter Burke : Granddaughter?

  Neal Caffrey : She's an art student.

  Peter Burke : Unbelievable.

• Peter Burke : You look like a cartoon.

  Neal Caffrey : This is classic Rat Pack. This is a Devore.

  Peter Burke : Oh, sorry Dino.

• Peter Burke : You carrying?

  Neal Caffrey : You know I don't like guns.

• Vincent : This has been here since 1952.

  Neal Caffrey : It's been here less than a week.

• Neal Caffrey : That's the same suit you were wearing last time you arrested me.

  Peter Burke : Classics never go out of style.

• Peter Burke : Let me see it

  [referring to Neal's ankle monitor] 

  Peter Burke : . You understand how this works?

  Neal Caffrey : I"m being released into the custody of the FBI under your supervision and this thing chafing my leg. Anything I'm missing?

  Peter Burke : Yeah, if you run and I catch you, which I will because I'm 2-0, you're not back here for 4 years, you're back here for good. You're gonna be tempted to look for Kate. Don't.

• Peter Burke : You moved?

  Neal Caffrey : [Looking around Park Avenue manson]  Yeah, it's nicer than the other place don't you think?

  Peter Burke : Yeah, I don't remember the other place having a view.