MacGruber (TV Series)

A Good Day to Die (2021)

Ryan Phillippe: Dixon Piper

Quotes 

• Dixon Piper : Any other questions on U-Turns?

  MacGruber : I have a question.

  Dixon Piper : What the hell are you doing here?

  MacGruber : What happens if you've done something that you regret with all your heart? Something that made one of your most dependable allies lose faith in you? Is it possible to, uh, U-Turn, in that situation? Like say you murdered someone, somebody that deserved it and then in court you got really scared, like shit your pants scared and you pinned some of the blame on your friend- who DID throw you the murder weapon by the way- but then that friend got kicked out of the military and was forced to teach traffic school to a bunch of fuckin' losers cause his life went down the toilet. Could that friend ever- U TURN- his feelings toward that friend who fucked his life? If that friend, the first friend, the accused murderer, was as sorry as the sorriest person in the history of the universe? Hello Piper.

  Dixon Piper : Class dismissed.