- Kiko: If catholic priests can't fuck or wank... How many litres of semen have they accumulated in their balls?
- Kiko: Shit! They found a dead shark in the port! "It was 4 meters long and the jaw was smashed so experts think it has been the victim of a boat's propeller.The same experts reported the shark was harmless." Fucking shitty experts! Of course it's harmless! It's dead!