- Sal Vitale: I lost my virginity in the 5th grade.
- Ray Hueston: What was his name?
- Sal Vitale: Father Francis.
- George Christopher: I want to thank both of you for supporting me in this whole thing. I know it's delusional behavior, but important to me.
- Ray Hueston: I like being delusional.
- Jonathan Ames: Yeah, me too. We're delusional together.