- Connie: I don't know what I'm more disturbed by: The fact that you don't have a Bible, or that there's not a single family photo.
- Don Draper: I'm easily distracted.
- Connie: You should have those things. They'll make you feel better about what you do. Start showing up on time.
- Don Draper: Maybe I'm late because I was spending time with my family reading the Bible.
- Archie Whitman: The hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbor's house. "Howdy neighbor," he says. "In honor of you moving into the holler, I am going to throw a party. There's going to be a whole lot of of drinking, a whole lot of dancing, and a whole lot of screwing."
- Archie Whitman: "Sounds like fun!" the neighbor says, "What can I bring?"
- Archie Whitman: Hillbilly replies, "You can bring anything you want, just going to be you and me."
- Roger Sterling: I watched the sunrise this morning - couldn't sleep.
- Don Draper: How was it?
- Roger Sterling: Average.
- Peggy Olson: What do you want from me?
- Herman 'Duck' Phillips: I wanna take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had.
- Peggy Olson: "Elegance and success. Duck." I wonder who wrote that for him.
- Pete Campbell: I don't trust him.
- Peggy Olson: Why? Because he wants us? We're very important here.
- Pete Campbell: Who is? Did he put you on Hilton?
- Peggy Olson: I don't know what you're talking about. Stop barging in here and infecting me with your anxiety.
- Roger Sterling: Are you afraid you're going to have a boss? You will - the client.
- Don Draper: It's not that.
- Roger Sterling: What is the problem? You think you're more dangerous without a contract? You are, and it's affecting our business. You're our David Ogilvy, and if you let all the blokes at Putnim, Powell & Lowe relax for three years, maybe we can put your name out front. After mine... and Cooper, probably.
- Cynthia: [on Betty's Victorian fainting couch] What were you thinking? It's awful!
- Betty Draper: It's an antique.
- Cynthia: We discussed this for months and we decided antiques were expected. Look around! You have ruined the whole room. If you want to keep it, please do not tell people I did this.