Quotes
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Caitlin Snow : Mark keeps taking Frost on all these ridiculous dates.
Allegra Garcia : Well, maybe tonight will distract you. Don't you have a date, too?
Caitlin Snow : Yes. Yeah, Marcus is taking me to the Spanish Hamper.
Chester P. Runk : How'd he get you guys a reservation for the hottest place in town? That's impressive.
Allegra Garcia : Is it turning serious?
Caitlin Snow : I-I mean, he's really nice, and I like nice, so... that's nice. It's nice.
Chester P. Runk : Oh, man, I can see it now. He doesn't know we're on Team Flash. But soon, you and Marcus are gonna fall in love, and then he's gonna join us for, like, some crazy adventure, then boom! He's on the team. Hey, hey, maybe he'll learn how to control plants.
Allegra Garcia : I-It's their third date, Chuck, so maybe just slow your roll.
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Chester P. Runk : Holy Alice H. Parker. 'Kay, we got a mugging in progress off Route 119.
Allegra Garcia : And a carjacking at the Edwards Center parking lot.
Chester P. Runk : And a holdup at Jitters. And they're all happening right now?
Barry Allen : Don't worry, guys. Already on it.
Chester P. Runk : Uh, all of it, boss?
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Chester P. Runk : What up, party people? It's your boy Chester P., and I'm ready to rock your world with knowledge for free!
[imitating an echo]
Chester P. Runk : Free! Free! Free! Hey, today, we have a self-flying drone based off of an AI algorithm created by yours truly. I'm gonna upload the specs online, 'cause here at the Runkyard, we keep tech openly sourced and classy.
Caitlin Snow : All right, how is this even possible? I've silenced my phone, I've turned off all the notifications, and look at what keeps popping up.
Allegra Garcia : [she scrolls through pictures] Are those all from Frost and Mark?
Caitlin Snow : Oh, you mean my sister and her ex-con boyfriend? Yes, they are. Look at what they're doing.
Allegra Garcia : Looks cool.
Caitlin Snow : No, it looks dangerous!
Chester P. Runk : Hey, hey, Caitlin. Do you mind just taking a wee little step to the right?
Caitlin Snow : Are you live-streaming?
Chester P. Runk : Uh-huh, yeah.
Caitlin Snow : WookieLover77 says, "Who's the girl? Her sister seems cooler"?
Chester P. Runk : Okay, that's it for today. Smash that "like" button.
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Chester P. Runk : Routine traffic stop downtown? Oh, yeah. Looks like it was a good day to pull monitor duty, Chester P.
[his stomach growls]
Chester P. Runk : Ooh... snack time.
[taking out a lunchbox with the Superman "S" on it]
Chester P. Runk : Damn. I was supposed to make the egg salad this morning. Grandma Runk is gonna be epically mad. Now I got nada for lunch. Although... legally, I am entitled to a break every four hours, and it's only gonna take me, like, four minutes, 'cause the kitchen's just right down the hall. Then again, that is time enough for a nuclear meltdown and an alien invasion in this town. So...
Allegra Garcia : [coming in] Hey, Chuck.
Chester P. Runk : [jumping] Oh! What up, A? I thought you'd be working.
Allegra Garcia : I-I was, but then I remembered it's Wednesday, and that place I told you about at last week's D&D game, Hershfield's, today is when they have their amazing chicken parmesan sandwiches, so I thought...
[holding up the tote bag she's carrying]
Allegra Garcia : It's lunchtime. Why not surprise you with a treat?
Chester P. Runk : Wow, thanks. I guess I'm lunch-date-worthy now, huh?
Allegra Garcia : Chuck, you are date-worthy in all the major categories.
Chester P. Runk : I am?
Allegra Garcia : [realizing what she said] Yeah, definitely...
Chester P. Runk : I mean, that's... that's good... that's good to... know. You know? And I, too, think that you are also, um, what you just... like, worthy of what you just said a second ago.
