Stargirl (TV Series)

Summer School: Chapter Thirteen (2021)

Trae Romano: Mike Dugan

Quotes 

• Jakeem Williams : [trying to repair his hourglass, Rick sends objects crashing in frustration]  He sounds mad.

  Mike Dugan : Yeah. Rick should really learn how to meditate.

• Eclipso : It's my time. Mine! I am on the edge of victory!

  [a car horn plays "La Cucaracha", and he's knocked off his perch by S.T.R.I.P.E] 

  Mike Dugan : What up, bitch?

  [shaking S.T.R.I.P.E.'s butt] 

  Mike Dugan : Yeah, kiss my giant metal ass! Yo, this is so dope!

  Zeek : Tell you what, kid, wishing for that engine part was a great trick.

• Mike Dugan : [blasting Eclipso with S.T.R.I.P.E.'s flamethrower]  Oh, yeah! Smoke 'em if you got 'em, baby!

• Mike Dugan : Rick, you get the hourglass working?

  Rick Tyler : No.

  Mike Dugan : Okay, well, where are you going?

  Rick Tyler : To fight.

• Jakeem Williams : Your dad built that?

  Mike Dugan : S.T.R.I.P.E.? Yeah. Anyway, so my dad said once the Thunderbolt's back and the robot's fixed up, we can go meet the JSA at the American Dream.

  Jakeem Williams : So we can fight a demon?

  Mike Dugan : Technically, he's more of a monster, really.

  Jakeem Williams : Mike, I stop monsters in video games, but you get a lot of extra lives in video games, and I use 'em. All of 'em.

  Zeek : Yes! Dang it! That was fun. Afraid I've got some bad news, fellas. Unless I get my hands on a Pratt & Whitney R-4360 to scavenge some engine parts from - let me tell you, they're hard to come by these days - this oversized tinker toy is grounded, for whatever it is you boys are doing. What exactly are y'all doing?

• Zeek : Sorry, boys. Did the best I could. Called all around the state. Every salvage yard's closed at this hour. That robot ain't going anywhere 'til tomorrow.

  Mike Dugan : My dad knew it wouldn't be fixed tonight.

  Jakeem Williams : What do you mean?

  Mike Dugan : I mean, he said "Come by as soon as S.T.R.I.P.E. was working", but I...

  Jakeem Williams : He's trying to protect you.

  Mike Dugan : Jakeem, he's going in without backup.

  Thunderbolt : [zapping in]  I'm back. You wanted Chinese, I got Chinese.

  Mike Dugan : Zeek, now listen to me...

  Zeek : No, no, no. Don't try to explain. Don't say a word. Just let me take this in.

  Thunderbolt : Jakeem, Mike, other guy, I got egg rolls, pork fried rice, Peking duck; whatever you guys want. Well, you know, they didn't have...

  Zeek : Ain't life full of surprises? Oh, baby.

• Mike Dugan : I can only pilot S.T.R.I.P.E. with my father's supervision, like... like a driver's permit. But by the end of summer, I figure I can be rocking and rolling that baby on my own.

  Jakeem Williams : It all feels like a dream; the Thunderbolt, Eclipso.

  Mike Dugan : Yeah. And look, my sister's got her own JSA thing going on. But maybe you, me, the Thunderbolt could start our own thing.

  Jakeem Williams : Like, form a team?

  Mike Dugan : It's a great idea. What do you say we tell the Thunderbolt to deliver our papers and we can go talk about this over donuts like adults?

  Jakeem Williams : What could go wrong?

  Mike Dugan : [in the distance, a bike flies by in the sky]  What was that?

  Jakeem Williams : I'm sorry. This is all new, you know? There's a big robot. And then, th-th-this space alien god.

  Mike Dugan : I got it under control. So just do me a favor and stop panicking. You're always panicking. And he's a monster, not an alien.

• Barbara Whitmore : [sitting down for family breakfast]  Jennie called. She made it to Milwaukee safely.

  Pat Dugan : Oh, good. Sylvester's getting the basement all set up. Gonna be great.

  Mike Dugan : Yeah, and I am gonna be going to the movies soon with Jakeem.

  Pat Dugan : Okay.

  Courtney Whitmore : Good morning. Last day of summer school for me.

  Barbara Whitmore : Isn't this nice? We're all back to normal.

  Courtney Whitmore : Well, our normal.

  Barbara Whitmore : Oh, I heard the house next door sold.

  Pat Dugan : [hearing the doorbell ring]  I got it.

  Courtney Whitmore : Okay.

  Lawrence 'Crusher' Crock : [Pat opens the front door]  Howdy, neighbor.

  Artemis Crock : Good morning, Mr. Dugan.

  Paula Brooks : We brought muffins. Blueberry.

  Courtney Whitmore : What the...

• Mike Dugan : [at Jakeem's wish, Thunderbolt turns Eclipso into a literal piece of toast]  Wow. That guy really is toast, huh?

  Dr. Mid-Nite : Well, at least we didn't kill him.

  Wildcat : What do we do with it?

  Rick Tyler : Put it someplace safe.