- Stan Smith: I hope this is the year I get to ride Tequila Joe!
- Jeff Fischer: But Mr. S, no one has ever ridden Tequila Joe. He's untamable!
- Stan Smith: Jeff, why is it that you only ever open your mouth to shit on my dreams? Go inside. You're not coming to the dude ranch.
- Jeff Fischer: Babe?
- Hayley Smith: Maybe next time no talking 'till we get there.