Goon (2011)
Ricky Mabe: John Stevenson
Quotes
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Gord Ogilvey : Alright boys, listen up. We're sill in this thing. We just need a quick one.
John Stevenson : Listen up Cash!
Gord Ogilvey : We gotta work harder than them, okay?
John Stevenson : Harder than them, guys.
Gord Ogilvey : You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce, she's trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don't give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin' divorced. Three guys there, who's fuckin' marriages are in the fuckin' toilet.
John Stevenson : We're playing divorced guys.
Doug Glatt : Yeah!
Gord Ogilvey : We gotta be fuckin' triceps, biceps, arceps hard!
Doug Glatt : Hard!
Gord Ogilvey : Greek fuckin' underground gay porn hard!
John Stevenson : We're all Adonises!
Gord Ogilvey : Highlanders, gay porn hard!
Doug Glatt : Gay porn hard!
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Evgeni : We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!
Doug Glatt : What's happening here?
Oleg : What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?
Evgeni : Let's see what's going on over there.
Oleg : Show us your dick.
Doug Glatt : I don't want you to see my dick.
Oleg : Why you being gay?
Marco : I think you're fuckin', being... pretty gay.
Oleg : It's not gay.
Evgeni : Not if you're brothers.
Marco : If you're brothers it's gay with a fuckin' dash of something else.
Doug Glatt : My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.
Marco : I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never fuckin' signed no ones dick man.
John Stevenson : I'll sign your dick Doug.