- Bonnie Plunkett: [reading one of the jokes for her speech] Marjorie's so old her date to her first prom was Methuselah.
- Marjorie Armstrong: I'm so old, I'm the only person who even *knows* who Methuselah is.
- [they laugh]
- Andy: [yells out the sunroof] I'M GONNA BE A DAD!
- [sits back down]
- Andy: Sorry, everybody here already knew it and I had to tell somebody.
- Jill Kendall: How can I be craving a Chalupa when I've never in my life even had a Chalupa?
- Andy: It's my baby.